This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, it's secrets and partying and old flames, oh my!
"Sometimes I feel a little cooped up and want to kind of get out and socialize," Scott says. "Going out somewhere fun to Kourtney would be like going to a pregnancy class."
Not to fear, Scott! Because our gal-pal knows just how to fix your problem. "When Scott goes out, he goes all out—especially with his friends," Kourtney says. So, at least if he goes out with Kim, I know that he's not going to get crazy."
While going out with Kim Kardashian may not be Scott's vision exactly, he takes it in stride. "I think Kourtney thinks I can't really get into any trouble because I'm with her sister, but at least it gets me out of the house a little bit."
Speaking of getting out of the house, Kris Jenner finds herself at the Toluca Lake Tennis Club where she's working her aggression out on the court. But when she spots someone from her past, she gets more than an improved backhand.
So, what mystery man gives Kris a flash from the past? Todd Waterman.
"The Todd Waterman that I left Robert Kardashian for," Kris explains. "I just can't seem to escape my past lately. It's been over 23 years since I've even laid eyes on him but suddenly it feels like just yesterday."
Things escalate from a friendly hello, to flirty banter when Todd tells Kris she "looks fantastic," to exchanging emails.
Not to worry, though, first thing Momma Jenner does is tell her hubby Bruce Jenner! That's great, right?!
"The last time I talked to this guy was right after I met Kris," Bruce says. "He was literally calling me out on the phone ready to fight me. Twenty years later, why would she even talk to him? She never should have done that."
While Bruce may not be too happy, as Kris explains it, "I really don't feel that there was anything wrong with me sharing an email address with Todd."
From sharing emails to sharing nights out, Kim and Scott finally make good on hanging out.
"Kourt won't even let Scott go out with his friends," Kim says. "So, I'm determined to let him have fun tonight."
Fun like...flashing complete strangers on Chatroulette?!
Kourtney hopes that the night out has cured Scott of his partying ways for good, but as Scott so niftily puts it, "They used to call me the social butterfly, and I'm flying again."
Old habits die hard, right Kris? That seems to be the case when Todd emails and wants to meet up.
"It makes me angry that I still even have tears after all this time," Kris says, crying. "I don't want to have something I really need to say to somebody, and not have the opportunity to say ‘This is what I feel like you did to me, this is how you made me feel.'"
But her kids have a different view on the sitch.
"Do you want to still be married?" Kim asks. "Then stay far away from him—he already ruined your first marriage."
"I have a few things I'd like to say to him," Kris says. "I got divorced—I left my husband for this guy."
And Kourtney is starting to feel jilted herself when Scott continues to party with Kim.
"I didn't mind when Scott and Kim went out, like, once, but now that this is becoming a little routine, I definitely don't want to be sitting at home alone especially when I'm pregnant," Kourtney says.
But, like the good hubby he is, Scott eventually comes home to his wifey and Mason Disick. "It is kind of cute that Kourtney really just wants me all to herself," Scott says, "and who can blame her?"
Right, right, Scott—we know, because we all remember last week's episode and your crystal clear impression of Ryan Gosling!
Meanwhile, nothing is crystal clear for Kylie and Kendall Jenner after they accidentally spill spaghetti sauce on their mom's white carpet, attempt to clean it up with industrial strength supplies and tear a huge chunk out…Whoops!
"I don't think we're going to live another day," Kendall says when Bruce tells his daughters to come clean.
"Be honest, tell her what happened, take the wrath, move on," he says.
Only, the wrath isn't at all what they expected, in that there is no wrath.
"I don't know what has gotten into my mom," Kendall says. "But I feel like I just got away with murder."
Kim and Rob Kardashian have a feeling they might know what's gotten into her, though, and they decide to tail Kris and follow her every move.
"My mom can say that running into Todd was not a big deal," Kim says. "But because she didn't have closure in this relationship, I know that she just can't make up her mind about going to meet with Todd."
Will Kris meet up with the man she wrote about in her memoir? How will Bruce react if he finds out?
Tune in to an all new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians next week on Sunday, June 24 at 9/8 c to find out!