Normally we here at E! Online provide you with a quick and easy recap to get you caught up on what you missed on the last episode of your favorite (or at least most DVR'd) show. But if you want a little more, here's a more detailed account of the season eight premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
In this case, "detailed" means "including every random thought I had while watching." Enjoy. For the full effect, watch the show and follow along!
00:21 Not to be a pizza snob, but the family should really spring for some better stuff. Crispy Crust, people. Learn it and love it.