Close
BRAND NEW ON E!
  • News/ 

    Why Is Kim Kardashian "Horrified" by Khloé and Kourtney?

    When it comes to the dispensation of provocative advice, leave Kim Kardashian out of it.

    "Do you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age of 18 and that you guys are bad influences?" the E! star reminded sisters Kourtney and Khloé during their appearance on Conan tonight.

    "Kim is horrified by us," Kourtney said proudly.

    Surely that has nothing to do with mayonnaise and vaginas.

    MORE: Kourtney's Calm 911 Call

    "Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing," Kim said, gesturing downward, "is not appropriate advice."

    "Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff," Khloé insisted innocently, referring to a bit of sisterly humor featured on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

    "It's a joke and they've never done it," Kim assured the audience and a very intrigued Conan O'Brien.

    "How do you know?" retorted Khloé.

    "People asked us, 'What does mayonnaise on your vagina do?" Kourtney helpfully explained. "And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building. And people were like, 'Why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?"

    "I don't know, uh..." replied Conan. "Wow, anyway..."

    "Wait, that was a joke?!" Andy Richter chimed in, obviously outraged. "Great. I'm going to need some time during the commercial break."

    The ladies also reminisced about some of the product endorsements they've had to turn down: Kourtney nixed a personal lubrianct deal. Kim won't do butt-enhancement pills. And Khloé and hubby Lamar Odom opted not to put their names on a custom line of sex toys—even though mom Kris Jenner made quite the pitch.

    "She just wants 10 percent, she really doesn't care," Khloé said.

    WATCH: Sneak a peek at Kourtney& Kim Take New York, premiering Jan. 23!

    FROM AROUND THE WEB
    MORE ON EONLINE

    RELATED VIDEOS:

    Kardashian S9b - Schedule Widget
    • S
    • M
    • T
    • W
    • T
    • F
    • S
      • Sorry, this show isn't on today. Check out another day for additional airings!
      • 7:00 AM

        I WANT YOUR SEX

        Khloé makes a 'love tape' for her husband Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Lakers. Meanwhile, Kourt...

      • 7:30 AM

        BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL

        Kourtney ends her relationship with Scott after he gets violently drunk on Kim�??s birthday in...

      • 8:30 AM

        DELIVERING BABY MASON

        After fainting from exhaustion, Kim learns to manage her professional life. Kourt takes Scott...

      • 10:00 AM

        KIM'S HOUSE PARTY

        When Kim moves into her new mansion, Kris insists that she throw a house warming party that...

      • 10:30 AM

        BLIND DATE

        Eager to get Kim back in the dating scene, Kris forces Kim on a blind date with an Armenian...

      • 11:00 AM

        THE MISSING RING

        Khloé is stuck between a rock and a hard place when she loses her seven-carat engagement ring...

      • 11:30 AM

        MY BODYGUARD

        Kim develops a serious crush on her hot Australian bodyguard and Khloé helps Lamar to finally...

      • 12:00 AM

        A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

        Watch the Kardashian family gear up for the holidays as they shoot their annual famous Christmas...

      • 7:00 AM

        THE MISSING RING

        Khloé is stuck between a rock and a hard place when she loses her seven-carat engagement ring...

      • 7:30 AM

        MY BODYGUARD

        Kim develops a serious crush on her hot Australian bodyguard and Khloé helps Lamar to finally...

      • 8:00 AM

        BOTOX AND CIGARETTES

        Fearful of aging, Kim gets botox and has a bad physical reaction. Meanwhile, the family...

      • 8:30 AM

        KOURT GOES A.W.O.L.

        Tired of how her family neglects Scott, Kourt decides to house hunt in NYC and the family must...

      • 9:00 AM

        MATCH MADE IN HELL

        Khloé has a hard time accepting that Rob and her best friend, Malika, are hooking up. Kris must...

      • 9:30 AM

        NO BOYS ALLOWED

        Kourtney and Scott struggle in the bedroom trying to have another baby while Bruce and Kylie...

      • 10:00 AM

        KRIS "THE COUGAR" JENNER

        Kris takes her flirtatious relationship with her hot personal trainer too far & Kim's...

      • 10:30 AM

        DASH NO MORE

        Kourtney wants out of their Dash stores completely when her sister�??s bow out of their newest...

      • 11:00 AM

        THE KARDASHIANS TAKE NYC

        The Kardashians hit NYC for Fourth of July weekend. Kim must confront her ex-boyfriend, Reggie...

      • 12:00 PM

        A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

        Watch the Kardashian family gear up for the holidays as they shoot their annual famous Christmas...

      • Sorry, this show isn't on today. Check out another day for additional airings!
      • Sorry, this show isn't on today. Check out another day for additional airings!