"Dad, mom and me at one of her photo-shoots...kinda getting bored."
"In Los Cabos! A dogs got to tan his jewels too. Don't worry mom puts sun-screen on them everyday. Jealous?"
"Rocking my Sex Crimes Law & Order T...Representing for my people."
"Mama Coco and I at 'Inked' Tattoo expo...Kinda sick of taking pics wanna go home & play with my bone."
"Every dog needs a custom size chair with some fur on it to watch TV...Player style"
"On a date...Lady and The Tramp style..."
"Aw common, this is not freakin Cinco De Mayo...I'm not amused with this stupid hat momma Coco finds funny"
"Mom and I always dress to impress...This is our park attire. Chicks dig my style "
"Mama Coco always gives me so much love but I'm kinda tired, enough of the kisses"
"I've got dog star power. Got my on own trailer on Law & Order...I don't mind if u stop & take a pic w/me"
"Halloween pic!! I was 'Spartacus the Super Dog'...Honestly, I was just hot as hell with that damn outfit on."
"Hangin with Susan Sarandon. She's super nice & smells good. Her dog tweets too...LOL Its a dogs world."
"I made a golden retriever my bitch today at the park."
"Just reading thru my messages on Twitter, waiting on Coco to cook me a god damn steak already...A dog got to eat."
"I have a shoe fetish just like Coco. When she wears Louboutins it makes me want to lick the red bottoms. They're hot"