Joan: "Too much silver. She looks like a f--king filling!"
Joan: "That's more thigh than a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee sees in a month."
"That slit is higher than your friend Miley Cyrus."
Kelly: "This is so 10 steps backward."
George: "It's so trashy. It's not even a dress!"
Joan: "She looks like a horny fire hydrant."
"The paparazzi saw that coat and they were like, 'Take it off, take it off,' and then she did and they were like, 'Put it on, put it on!' "
Joan: "She looks like a gay matador."
Joan: "Great lesson—never paint the house while wearing your Golden Globes dress."
"She looks like she's in the middle of absorbing that blue liquid from a panty-liner commercial."
"That's what happens when you fall asleep with a Sharpie in your pocket."
Joan: "Streetwalker! Are we allowed to do that to the flag?"
Kelly: "I think it's great."
Giuliana: "I need to slut it up, Joan."
Joan: "I thought she was so beautiful! I'm going to say what Jodie Foster never will, I love the pink! I think she is amazing."
"I would love to do pink hair, but I don't believe in changing anything by the way God made you, you know?"
Joan: "This looks like something you put in your garden to scare away squirrels.
"A statement? The statement says, I was on a plane and I ate salty peanuts, and look what happened!"
Giuliana: "She looks like she's an elf at Santa's workshop at the mall!"
Joan: "She looks like a baked potato."
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