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Penélope Cruz
"That dress says one thing: movie star. And thank god the dress is doing all the talking, because I can never understand a f--king word that comes out of her mouth."
"She's getting more foreign the longer she lives in this country."
"There was an awkward moment on the red carpet when a photographer yelled, 'Miss Cruz, over here!' And Tom Cruise flew into a rage and punched him in the face."
