Mrs. Taylor Kennedy
We don't have anything crazy to say about Taylor Swift in NYC for a release party of Red, other than she looks like January Jones in Mad Men pre-Fat Betty. Sure, the lip is nice, and the black vintage dress makes us want a tall glass of scotch. Which we'd be able to have if Swifty was Jon Hamm's next conquest. Which we'd totally watch.

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