Is Naya Rivera trying to score herself a new job after her Glee role runs out? Because the newlywed should know that American Horror Story: Coven is already fully cast. Also, Stevie Nicks doesn't need a side kick, there's no planned sequel to The Craft, and Johnny Depp already has a girlfriend.
So considering all those facts, we have no idea why the new Mrs. Ryan Dorsey is dressed in a witchy woman pirate costume.
If just a few elements of this ensemble were swapped out, the style might work. We're always fans of a floppy, Jennifer Lopez-style hat, and the short, flirty skirt definitely works on this leggy beauty.
Our issues are with those '70s bell sleeves and the terrifying black thigh-highs. A) those arms do not fall under the "everything old should be new" maxim, and B) it's way too hot in Los Angeles for suede leg covers.
We appreciate a bold fashion statement, but this all-black look feels like too many costumes in one.
Tune-in to an all new Fashion Police this Friday, 9/8c on E!