Last week we claimed that Lady Gaga's coral reef jumpsuit and troll hairdo would haunt our nightmares for the rest of our lives. We'd like to retract that statement and replace it with the following: This look on the "G.U.Y" singer is her greatest bad dream inducer to date. The makeup is haunting, the cape is vampire-inspired, and those boots could kill—literally.
The only thing that makes us feel slightly better is that there's no way Taylor Kinney's main squeeze could chase after us in those sky-high spikes!
What's frustrating about this fashion is that minus the footwear, the latex fabric and black lipstick, the look could work. There's a chic and interesting shape to that cape coat mini dress situation, and we actually love the double-breasted button details down the front.
If, say, Emma Watson was wearing this look in a thick silk fabric with simple black booties, it might be downright trendy. But unfortunately the "Applause" singer is wearing it in garbage bag material with S&M boots.
Now please excuse us while we go look at 1,000 pictures of puppies in an attempt to erase this image...
Tune-in to an all new Fashion Police this Friday, 9/8c on E!