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It's every grown woman's goal to look as young as she possibly can, but Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton are taking that idea way too far.
Both Mrs. John Legend and The Other Woman star have chosen flirty minis that feel better fit for My Super Sixth Birthday Party (hopefully never to be an MTV reality series...). The brunette beauty's Ulyana Sergeenko look is in baby girl pink and the blonde bombshell's Dolce & Gabbana frock is covered in 3D flower stickers!
So this becomes a fight over which catwalker looks less like a child.
We're torn because Kate is showing a lot more leg, but Chrissy is flaunting far more chest. But even though that sweetheart neckline shows at bit more up top, the rest of the married model's cocktail frock feels far more juvenile. The poofed skirt makes her look like a princess, and all that girly pink isn't helping the cause.
We call Kate the winner of this lesser-of-two-evils face-off, but we recommend both ladies pick out something their own size next time. Agree or disagree?