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Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson, Coachella

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We get that dressing for Coachella is all about self-expression, but we're so confused by what Diane Kruger's self is trying to express.

The Better Angels star appears to be on her way to a chic cocktail party...that happens to take place during a picnic...where she'll need whatever supplies are in that backpack. Is Joshua Jackson's better half having an off fashion day or does this style actually define the crazy music scene?

We're fans of the white sandals and floppy hat combothey're perfect for a day of dancing while shading from the sun. The LBD is where things start to go off the rails. Not only is it too tight for comfortable walking or jamming, but it's a shade that absorbs the hot, hot heat!

And regarding that backpack...there better be some very important goodies in there because this German beauty looks like an American kindergartner.

We know anything goes when it comes to festival fashion but Diane may have crossed the line into anything but territory.