Jennifer Lopez Looks Hot as a Heinz Mustard Bottle

The American Idol judge looks shockingly chic in the color of our favorite hot dog topper

By JJ Moore Apr 17, 2014 6:31 PMTags
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The famous spicy condiment company should give Jennifer Lopez's agent a call, quick. She's doing great things for a specific shade of yellow right now, and we smell a genius marketing moment.

If a sexy woman is the key to selling anything, then the "I Luh Ya Papi" singer has the potential to up the mustard market share by a lot in this skintight leather The 2nd Skin Co. look. Quick tip Mr. Heinz, it starts with a clever re-design of the famous curvy bottle in the shape of the famous curvy beauty!

But even if this image doesn't end up on billboards across the country, it's still a fashion win. The halter shape is killer on the Idol judge's shoulders, the high-and-tight waist gives her that magical shape, and we're even OK with the longer length. It probably goes without saying that not every celeb could pull off a crazy colored, leather cocktail dress which makes the Bronx beauty's edgy choice fall into "don't try this at home territory." 

Though if J.Lo ends up being the mustard mamma, we can bet every woman in American will give it a try. Second tip, Mr. Heinz, you may want to invest in a clothing line...