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Jaime King's Pilgrim LBD: Gotta Have It or Make It Stop?

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Please, please please don't tell us the Mayflower gang is having a fashion moment. Jaime King's bib-front Valentino dress is making us feel like we're watching a scene out of Zoolander 2! If "Derelict" was hobo gear gone fancy, what does that make this puritan people mess?

The fact that we can't come up with a clever name is probably a good sign that this red carpet Halloween costume is not here to stay.

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Perhaps if John Smith were in the crowd he'd find something sexy about the Hart of Dixie star's style, but we're coming up short. The LBD is just a boring, long-sleeved look, and the shoes follow suit. Though it would take a fashion miracle to erase the effects of that ridiculous white clown-collar.

Somebody needs to get Pocahontas up in here to school Jaime on the current boho chic trends. Until then, this is definitely a "make it stop!" in our book. Agree or disagree?

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