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Please, please please don't tell us the Mayflower gang is having a fashion moment. Jaime King's bib-front Valentino dress is making us feel like we're watching a scene out of Zoolander 2! If "Derelict" was hobo gear gone fancy, what does that make this puritan people mess?
The fact that we can't come up with a clever name is probably a good sign that this red carpet Halloween costume is not here to stay.