Hot Mess Alert! Is Alessandra Ambrosio an Overdressed Lifeguard or an Underdressed Party Girl?

Is the Victoria's Secret Angel dressed as a chilly beach employee or an awkward sweet sixteen guest?

By JJ Moore Apr 10, 2014 12:00 AMTags
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It's possible that we've never been as confused by a single outfit as we are by this getup on Alessandra Ambrosio. The model-turned designer appears to be rocking four looks in one. We count a little girls' party dress, a large lifeguard's jacket, a hat made for a trucker and boots that belong on a New York City catwalk!

Did the supermodel actually intend to wear all these styles together or did something go seriously wrong between the dressing room and this photo spot?

We could support this style if just one of the elements made sense, but we can't find a single item to applaud. That ruffled skirt looks like something out of a bad '80s kindergarten class photo, no Baywatch babe would be caught dead in such a baggy jacket, and the booties are sexy but not on the beach!

Maybe they do things differently in Australia where the Brazilian beauty is visiting. Maybe this is, "beach party chic," or, "life-guard of the party", but here in America, we have two words for this look: hot mess!