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AUG 29, 8PM
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Lindsay Lohan

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On the plus side, Lindsay Lohan is taking more fashion risks than are typical of her black stretch pants and tight top loving self. But on the minus, she kind of looks like the love child of Liza Minnelli and Liberace (a fictional kid we'd obviously kill to meet).

But is this tickle the ivories style so OTT on account of the dress itself or the styling all around? Would the OWN star be wearing a simple shift minus the giant J.Lo hat and go-go boots? Or is all that sparkle too much for the tabloid queen who brings plenty of drama on her own?

For us there's something way too cartoonish about the oversized wide brim and giant white jacket. In addition to the Liza/Liberace comparison, there's a definite Wynonna Judd thing going on, circa the late '80s. The streetwalker boots certainly aren't helping the cause, nor is the overly intense makeup.

On account of all those awkward inspirations, we say, "make it stop!" We've seen every episode of Lindsay, so we know this clotheshorse has way better looks to choose from. Agree or disagree?