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It used to be that "triple threat" meant singer/dancer/actor, but Shakira may be rewriting the phrase. It looks like the "Can't Remember to Forget You" singer couldn't remember which style she was going for when she got dressed for her The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon appearance.

Her bottom is headed to the beach, her boobs are off to the gym and her shoulders are en route to meet Stevie Nicks for a séance!

We're hesitant to call the Colombian crooner a hot mess despite this schizophrenic style because of her super hot bod. Not only does the bodysuit highlight her gorgeous gams, but it shows off those impressive post baby curves. Plus, in the age of Lena Dunham, why wear pants if you just don't feel like it?

The go-go boots are the only ensemble element that we're not sure we support. An ankle bootie or even more colorful footwear choice would break up all the black and make the "Hot Love" singer look less like she should be dancing on top of a bar somewhere.

And yet, if we could pull off this totally insane combo, we absolutely would.

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