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AUG 29, 8PM
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Vanessa Hudgens

Miguel Aguilar/Sam Sharma, © PacificCoastNews

We know we've reported some out-there fashion comparisons in our day (Lady Gaga in the "skin" dress comes instantly to mind), but this time we stand by what we see. Vanessa Hudgens looks like she's wearing an adult diaper!

See how those itsy-bitsy denim shorts are shaped like baby bloomers in a baby blue hue? And notice how they appear to be carrying what any new parent would affectionately call a "heavy load?"

We suspect the Machete Kills actress was focused on how fit her stomach and legs look, thanks to the '90s-style cropped top (is the Yin-Yang back?!) and cut-off shorts. Unfortunately, she forgot to focus on what the combo was doing to her derrière. Sure, there's no point in getting decked out to run errands in your 'hood, but a primary rule of fashion is to "never wear bottoms that look like a giant, full diaper."

Call us critical, but we feel like that's one style rule everyone should be able to live by.