Nikki Reed's after-party attire makes us think of many things. Relaxing with wine and cheese in a quiet garden... Playing cards with sliced-up watermelon in grandma's backyard... Napping on the beach with a cozy cutie by our side...
In other words, anything that involves sitting on a floral patterned blanket and nothing that involves the hottest 2014 Oscars after-party of the year!
It's not that this Naeem Khan frock isn't lovely. The black-and-red pattern is dramatic, the plunging neckline is sexy, and we actually appreciate the modern take on what looks like a vintage peasant dress.
But, bottom line, this does not make an Oscars after-party outfit. It's not even fun or fancy enough for an Oscars house party! And frankly, this sexy starlet should know better.
Here's hoping Nikki makes good use out of this look, by actually turning it into a picnic blanket. That shouldn't be too hard.
Tune-in to the 90-minute Fashion Police Oscars special tonight at 9:30/8:30c only on E!