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We get it, Rashida Jones. It's been cold and rainy in LA, so you were cozied up on the couch binge-watching House of Cards up until your limo for the Vanity Fair Oscars party arrived. But it looks like you missed a step between getting up from the sofa and leaving the house...
It pains us to nitpick our favorite former Parks and Recreation star, but this schmatta is unacceptable for any event related to the Academy Awards.
Not only is this look way too covered-up for the Cuban Fury star's flattering figure, but the colors are made for a desert-themed photoshoot, not the year's most major red carpet. This fabric looks like something we'd find in the American Folklore Museum, not on one of Hollywood's hottest young celebs. A statement belt might help Rashida's cause, but she'd need new hair and makeup to really make a difference. Her current 'do says, "time to knead the bread!"
...Which we can all agree isn't exactly the vibe one wants to give off when entering the most star-studded party of the year.
Tune-in to the 90-minute Fashion Police Oscars special tonight at 9:30/8:30c only on E!