RETURNS
2017
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Ellen Pompeo

AKM-GSI

Has Ellen Pompeo been binge-watching old reruns of Two and a Half Men? Because if that isn't a Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper shirt, we don't know what is.

Sure, color-blocking is in and, yes, women can make boxy button downs look sexy, but this is a modified bowling shirt in a TV costume color that only the cocky wild child of the family could pull off. The "dark and twisty" Grey's Anatomy star is definitely not that guy.

We'll give the on-screen surgeon credit for rocking a trendy pair of jeans with this CBS sitcom shirt, and those simple white sneaks aren't bad either.

But bottom line—if you're shopping for clothing that in any way reminds you of Charlie Sheen, leave the store. He may be the world's greatest comeback kid, but his fashion should not be imitated by beautiful blonde women who maintain stable lives that don't involve Tiger Blood.