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We've seen dresses made of everything from meat to candy (both on the same person!), but Naomi Watts' latest cocktail frock is a special brand of crazy. Are those giant band-aids wrapped around her body?!
That's certainly what The Impossible star's Christopher Kane design resembles—unless they're pint-sized, bendy snowboards, but that's even more insane than giant wound covers.
Here's the evidence we've collected to support our case:
1. We are almost certain we had those exact same sparkly, fuscia boo-boo fixers when we were little.
2. Few objects have that same rounded-edge shape and can totally conform to the body.
3. The way each piece is haphazardly slapped on feels like a first-aid fashion moment...
So whether or not those are actual band-aids, they don't make a dress we can actually support. Agree or disagree?