Sarah Hyland Looks Like a Grown Up "Toddlers & Tiaras"

The Modern Family star looks like she's readying for her pageant debut, a decade late

By JJ Moore Feb 05, 2014 9:00 PMTags
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How do we feel like we've seen Sarah Hyland's dress on a two-year-old, wearing two pounds of stage make-up? We wouldn't be surprised if the Vampire Academy star pulled out a baton for a quick talent routine, and then ran off stage to cry to her mommy.

Though in fairness, this Zac Posen design is showing off more boob than any Little Miss Sunshine show has ever seen...

The obvious issue here is all. those. ruffles. but the wise skirt and blush pink color are equal offenders. Given all the sexy black-and-white looks we've seen on the Modern Family star this season, we can't understand why she chose the premiere of her movie about blood-sucking bitches to wear such a flirty frock. But if she was going to go for it, we wish she'd just gone all the way. Black shoes are an off choice, this neckline is missing blingy jewels, and where's her massive bologna curl up-do??

We give it a 0.0. Now somebody grab this girl a box of tissues and a juice box.