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Well aren't we glad we never promised to eat our hat if Lady Gaga ever stepped out looking like your typical red carpet walker.
We took a quadruple take when we saw the "Applause" singer in this jaw-dropping Romona Keveza creation.
The only things slightly "off" are those bedazzled extra eye-brows (we don't know what else to call them).
On the bright side, there aren't any crazy wigs, hats or headpieces. No wild make-up or skin extensions. And this dress is made of a lovely fabric—not feathers, fruits or meat!
In honor of this major fashion moment, we're going to quit guessing what's gotten into the "Dope" singer and just keep our focus on the couture.
Not only is the light gold sheen absolutely gorgeous, but it has an opalescent effect against Gaga's platinum hair.
Then there's that crazy-flattering fit! The asymmetrical top has a modern flair, but that tiny synched waist is classic 1920s glam. Simple pearl earrings finish it off and a light pink lip keeps the focus down below.
So is this a new fashion phase for the Mother Monster or just the calm before the Grammy's style storm? T-minus two days to tell.
For more fashion critiques, watch a brand new Fashion Police tonight at 9/8c only on E!