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Every once in awhile, we need a break from covering red carpet dresses.
For that reason, we're super grateful to Malin Akerman and Heidi Klum for taking the focus off the fashion and onto the boobs!
This pair of ladies showed off their respective sets of girls in revealing looks—one a cocktail frock and the other a black tie gown.
All four boobs are worthy of a People's Choice Award in and of themselves, so we'll try to focus on the designs that show them off versus the actual body parts.
Akerman went short and winter white in a Cushnie Et Ochs cutout. We love the black floral detailing and the sculpted shoulder reveal, but those front cutouts are way too big for this blond beauty's boobies. Both the left and right look like they're at serious risk of a nip slip, which takes this look from sexy to nerve-wracking!
Not that the America's Got Talent judge is in much better shape. Her Giorgio Armani gown has a bit more wow factor thanks to the fishtail shape, shoulder scallop and all-over glitter, but the plunging neckline showcases more than it should.
In this case we're going to call Heidi's look the lesser of two evils. Agree or disagree?