John Mayer Wears a How-Many-Reindeer-Were-Killed-to-Make-This-Coat Coat

Looks like the "Who You Love" singer sacrificed Santa's flying helpers for the sake of this coat

You know the Christmas classic, "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?" Well it looks like it needs to be re-written to, "Reindeer Got Run Over By John Mayer!"

We're not sure if this is some sort of homage to Santa's red-nosed helper or payback for hearing Rudolph's catchy song one too many times, but either way, it's a misguided fashion moment considering the famous four-legged animals take flight in T-minus 5 days...

Regardless of the fact that Katy Perry's main squeeze is totally getting coal for Christmas with this move, he looks completely ridiculous! Fur coats are barely acceptable for men (sorry Kanye), but one that looks like it was stolen from the wardrobe closet of The Santa Clause is even less OK.

Here's hoping John stole this from Katy's closet as some sort of cutesy couple thing. Otherwise, we're prepared to call this the worst male fashion choice of 2013!

Poor Rudolph...