We would be playing a serious guessing game of hipster vs. homeless if we saw Ellen Page on the street in this style, and we're not so sure hipster would win out...
The Inception star may be trying to avoid the paps in this baggy getup, but there are ways to go incognito without looking like you've gone off the grid. Not only is this outfit a thrift shop nightmare, but it's big enough to fit a dude twice the slight celeb's size.
We hate to be so harsh on Juno, so we'll turn this into a teaching moment. What simple things could the star do to take this from slumpy to chic?
1. Tighter sweats—Tapered cozy bottoms are in, and they would greatly improve this ensemble.
2. A pop of color—Almost everything Ellen is wearing is blue or grey. A piece of red, pink, or yellow would brighten things up a bunch.
3. Cuter head wear—Beanies come in far better shapes and colors than this pea green, fisherman's cap. We recommend an oversized beret in a bright color.
We totally support this celeb's desire to get away from the cameras, but in a look this awful, she's only going to attract more attention.