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Jessica Alba

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We're pretty convinced that Jessica Alba is actually wearing a shirt.

There's no way that this itty-bitty Kenzo frock was designed to be a dress! Unless the Machette Kills actress has longer legs than we realized, the hemline on this mini sits directly below her family jewels. Yes, she's wearing opaque tights to avoid any wardrobe malfunctions (what's the nether-region version of a nip slip?), but even covered up the mother of two still looks super sexy.

Not only are we impressed that Jess is brave enough to rock this micro mini, but we're also in love with the design. The palm print is perfect for winter wear thanks to the black and deep yellow coloring. The embroidered fabric of the teeny skirt bottom is beautifully textured. We even love the chunky side bag she's carrying.

So shirt or dress, this small wonder is a winner in our book. We just recommend she never attempt to wear it without tights.