If Carla Gugino is planning on being Teresa Giudice for Halloween, she's in great shape. If the Sin City star actually picked this cocktail frock out for herself, we're concerned.
This skin-tight style makes the actress look like an extra at a Gorga family gathering! We know Carla is proud of the Gugino family's Italian roots, but this is taking things way too far. Plus, we're not sure the actual Italians are proud of their connection to the New Jersey Housewives' roots...
Everything about this outfit is over-the-top Jerseylicious! The fabric is a wild tone in a super shiny fabric. The cut is skin tight (and not-so-cleverly hidden with all that ruching). And the top shows off the New Girl guest star's ta-tas. Even her hair is more teased on top than usual!
Did binge-watching her favorite reality family go to her head? If so, we hope for a speedy recovery. Though, Carla may as well ride this through October 31st. She'll win every costume contest she enters!