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Naomi Campbell should try out for Project Runway! Maybe they'd even let her design and model her own clothes...
The Face host appears to have fashioned this racy black mini out of a Hefty Cinch Sak! The "fabric" is just as shiny and plastic-looking, though we would have incorporated the yellow tie for a pop of color. Who are we kidding, we couldn't make something half this sexy with all the supplies in the world.
Yes, we realize this sexy style is likely just a slick leather, designed by an actual designer. That doesn't change the fact that Naomi looks incredible in it. We don't even mind the slightly tennis-dress cut on the mini skirt, maybe because those ankle boots take it off the court and onto the red carpet.
It seems like the ultimately lesson here is this: internationally famous supermodels can make garbage bag-like dresses look like perfection. Though, that's not much of a surprise.