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Rita Ora

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Yes, Rita Ora's looks are usually bizarre, but this outfit takes the term "out there" to the extreme.

What exactly is the "R.I.P." singer wearing?! And we don't mean that rhetorically. At first glance we thought the skin-tone panel was a sheer insert. Then we wondered if these were in fact re-purposed pajamas. Now we're just trying to figure out whether or not the pop star is wearing a dog collar around her neck!

We've racked our brains and come up with the following titles for Rita's super weird wear:

Option 1: The modern french maid with S&M accessories. The shirt dress looks fit for scrubbing bathrooms, but those accessories suggest something far from clean.

Option 2: The Walk of Shame with style. If you're going to borrow the guy's weird white button down to make your escape, you may as well accessorize, though we wouldn't have gone for his dog's collar.

Option 3: The grown up "Michael Darling." Yes, as in the sleep-shirt wearing brother from Peter Pan. Rita sort of looks like she was interrupted in her sleep, though we'd send this look off to Never, Never Wear It Land.

Share your ideas for what to call Rita's strange style in the comments!