We suspect there may be some fashion foul play involved in the deep cleaned makeover Ke$ha debuted for a recent Jimmy Kimmel appearance.
Here are our current theories:
1. You know how Beyoncé has Sasha Fierce? Well, the singer is just introducing her own performance persona: Buffy Sweetness.
2. Her version of living life like she's gonna "Die Young" includes living as a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. Pass the chardonnay!
3. Jessica Simpson's glam squad accidentally showed up at the wrong house, but it was too late to make the switch, so why not?!
What conspiracy theories did we forget? Add yours in comments!