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AUG 29, 8PM
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Jessica Biel, Courteney Cox

Clint Spaulding/Patrick McMullan/Sipa USA, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images

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Is there some sort of A-List actress coven meeting we're unaware of?

We're a little skeptical about the unflattering (almost) all-black looks that Jessica Biel and Courteney Cox revealed on the red carpet. Both feature long, shapeless skirts and oversized, full-coverage tops. Mrs. Justin Timberlake attempts to add little pop with the plain white T-shirt, but even that is boring and bunchy.

If this is all some weird marketing campaign for a remake of The Craft, we'll gladly shut up.

Though, we kind of love the idea of a secret society of former TV stars. Just so long as the rest of the Friends and the entire cast of Felicity are invited.