Bitch stole my booty-tooch! Yes, we just used a Tyra Banks-ism. Get over it.
We have no other way of explaining what the hell Lea Michele and Rumer Willis thought they were doing on the People's Choice Awards carpet earlier this week. In Elie Saab and Alice & Olivia, respectively, both looked fine enough as they were. Was there really a need to "pop that fat," as the kids say?
Nevertheless, this definitely falls into the Bitch Stole My Look category, which means there must be a winner. Oh yes. There must.