We've been anxiously waiting for our patented Jennifer Lopez android replicant to come in the mail and it's finally here!
The life-sized fembot comes with $3,850 Tom Ford boots, a $9,990 Fendi dress and a promise to never, ever harm humans...as long as those humans own their own palaces in Turkey, where this photo was taken for Harper's Bazaar.
Any human stupid enough to not own a palazzo in the Caucasus should know better than to bring home one of these J.Lo Bots. Unless they enjoy being beaten to death with massive Cavalli cuff bracelets. ($2,050 each, we will have you know.)