Rack Report: Sofia Vergara's Bust Is Almost Crushed to Death on New Year's Eve in Strapless Mason Dress

It's the rack report to end all rack reports: Does that dress look like it wants to strangle Sofia's boobs?

By Leslie Gornstein Jan 02, 2013 10:09 PMTags
Sofia VergaraSeth Browarnik/startraksphoto.com

Here's a photo of Sofia Vergara. Her dress was designed by Mason, a label run by, apparently, a nursing baby, or maybe Larry Flynt.

The Modern Family star wore this look on New Year's Eve. And if the top seems a tad familiar, you're right. Other stars are embracing the boob-crushing bodice trend as well, including Miley Cyrus, who took a pair of Mickey Mouse ears and wore them as a shirt back in October.

We can't decide whether we love this bold gown, or whether it's making our ta-tas hurt by just looking at it. We're all for showing one's rack a little love, but a bear hug? Ouch!