Cut to today, and Brandy's insisting that she's seriously getting married this time, for really real and, just in case you're so over her crap, look! She's in a bikini!
Brandy's figure is as hot as ever, and her multicolored bikini is definitely a must-have for the next time we, like the singer, happen to be in Hawaii. Her hair, also, has never looked better.
But we're way tired of the body chain thing, thanks to overkill by Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Rihanna and countless others. We've been finished with bikinis and chains ever since Carrie Fisher stripped down for Return of the Jedi, thank you very much.
Then again, maybe we're just focusing on the wrong subject. Because, look, everybody! It's Brandy's fun bags!