Erin La Rosa
Thu., Dec. 20, 2012 12:43 PM PST
Santa Claus is coming to town! Except this year, he'll be wearing fishnets, red lipstick, Cher's old glittery bathrobe and a tee that proves Mickey Mouse is dead.
Oh, hold up—that's not jolly old Saint Nick at all, it's Christina Aguilera at The Voice finale after party.
Or, as we'll be calling her from now on, The Hooker Who Stole Christmas.
Here's Xtina before the holidays
Abigail Breslin's Duct Tape Dress
Hot Mess Alert! Heidi Klum in Fifty Shades of Red
Wardrobe Malfunction? Miley Cyrus's Panty Peep Show
Vanessa Hundgen's Birthday Costume