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Christina Aguilera

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Santa Claus is coming to town! Except this year, he'll be wearing fishnets, red lipstick, Cher's old glittery bathrobe and a tee that proves Mickey Mouse is dead.

Oh, hold up—that's not jolly old Saint Nick at all, it's Christina Aguilera at The Voice finale after party.

Or, as we'll be calling her from now on, The Hooker Who Stole Christmas.