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Tiffani Thiessen, Britney Spears

Michael Simon/startraksphoto.com; Jen Lowery/Splash News

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Maybe it's because the Mayan apocalypse is so close at hand that celebs seem to have given up on fashion entirely—leaving their bodies and the paparazzi to fend against the hideousness that is a jumper.

That seems to be the only explanation for why Britney Spears and Tiffani Thiessen—two total '90s babes—have reverted to an ensemble that most closely resembles a onesie. You know, the kind babies wear because they haven't learned the word, "No!" yet.

Alas, the gauntlet has been thrown, the poses taken and now we must judge who wore their little sack of horrors best.

In one corner we have Brit-Brit, striking her usual stiff pose in an all-black number that could legit pass for a fancy trash bag. She paired the look with a statement necklace and fringe that makes us wish we had a blowtorch.

Meanwhile her opponent, Kelly Kapowski Tiffani, takes a more confident stance in a cobalt blue piece with plunging neckline, delicate gold necklace and fresh-from cheerleading-practice hair.

Our betting money's going on Tiffani, but you tell us—when it comes to jumpers, are you Team Spears or rooting for Kelly?