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Let's cut to the chase: Miley Cyrus is Bigfoot. Repeat: We've found the real Bigfoot!
Behold as the beast roams freely in Philadelphia. It's weird, because we never imagined that a sasquatch would drink Starbucks or walk with a tinier, daintier beast in tow.
Thank you, Miley, for being brave enough to reveal your true ogre form.