Is it us, or is Stevie Nicks aging backward? Wow. Witchcraft and cocaine really do wipe away those years. Who knew?
OK, so, we're actually looking at Lady Gaga. The peek-a-boobie paneling should've given it away. And the PETA-baiting fur. And the vaguely Queen Elizabeth II-meets-Monster-High bandleader cap.
Also, fashionistas are divided over Alicia Keys's hair
In case you'd like to personally ask where she gets her basalt epaulets, our guess is Moscow, where the photo was snapped.
Dasvidaniya, Little Monsters.
Hey, based off past looks, it could be worse