Is it us, or is Stevie Nicks aging backward? Wow. Witchcraft and cocaine really do wipe away those years. Who knew?
OK, so, we're actually looking at Lady Gaga. The peek-a-boobie paneling should've given it away. And the PETA-baiting fur. And the vaguely Queen Elizabeth II-meets-Monster-High bandleader cap.
In case you'd like to personally ask where she gets her basalt epaulets, our guess is Moscow, where the photo was snapped.
Dasvidaniya, Little Monsters.