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At first we thought this was Rita Ora on her way to a waxer, but then we looked more closely. Who knew Bigfoot was so fashionable? And so red?
Well, OK, joke's over: It's Rihanna in a fur coat that looks to have been assaulted by Christina Aguilera's colorist. Some people are saying that the coat is actually made of feathers. But we'd like to know if anyone's seen Clifford lately?
In the meantime, know this: Ri-Ri was in France, where people like this stuff. We're not sure what the shaggy epaulets are all about—unless the singer has promoted herself to admiral in her own Rihanna navy. Would you really be all that surprised, though?