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    Rack Report: Britney Spears Awkwardly Struggles to Remain in Her Dress at X Factor Viewing Party

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    What is it about this season's dresses and their obvious hostility toward ladies' racks? Because Willow hates Isla Fisher's bustline. L'Wren Scott loathes Christina Hendricks' lucrative fun bags. And Bond Girl boobage is currently under attack by Diane von Furstenberg.

    Now comes Britney Spears, who had to go to an X Factor viewing party in...this.

    Meanwhile, Jessica Biel's ta-tas look a bit...split

    We blame designers' insistence on catering to super-skinny models, who have no boobs, and then trying to pass off their looks on real people. In this case, our offender is the label Christopher Kane, who, as Brit-Brit appears to realize, is trying to squeeze the pop star into a dress clearly intended for some 15-year-old Skeletor.

    Open note to designers: Knock it off, and let knockers be knockers.

    Here's Britney, back when she had a tailor

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