Huge news coming over the transom from London at this hour. We can now confirm with absolute, 100 percent certainty what is under Kate Middleton's coat. Yes, the princess has something to hide and that thing is...
Oh, come on, work with us here. Pregnancy rumors are boring. Leopard prints are exciting. Especially when worn by a person whose social circles consider black wedges and belted coats to be the hallmarks of a fashion icon.
Actually, when you think about, leopard print on Middleton is almost daring—like wearing poppy red instead of oxblood red. (The scandal!) And what color is Kate's coat in this photo, anyway? Cream? Blush? Oh, who are we kidding? Blush would be positively naughty!