This is the last time we buy a genie in a bottle at a yard sale. We bought the thing and we begged it to please, please do something about Miley Cyrus's wardrobe. Like, say, make her wear clothes when she leaves the house instead of throwing on a lampshade and some shoes.
And lo, the genie heard our cry, and he gave us...this.
Yep, those are clothes, all right. That tube around her butt is most definitely not a tea cozy masquerading as a skirt. The thing with the sleeves is a human garment of some kind. We would also confirm that the tights are clothes, except then we'd have to look at those tights again.
Anyone want a genie lamp with two wishes left?