RETURNS
NOV. 21, 8PM
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Angelina Jolie, Ewan McGregor

Jon Furniss

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After months of isolation in her ascetic $24,000-a-month monk cell, St. Angelina Jolie of Miraval, Patron Saint of Fashionable Orphans, has reemerged.

The occasion: A London screening of Ewan McGregor's new movie, Something Something That Doesn't Star Angelina Jolie. Alternatively known as The Impossible.

The dress: a black Versace. Didn't know that there were Versace dresses without tiger stripes or Medusa-head prints or belly button-skimming necklines, did you? Well, actually, there aren't. Unless you're Angie. The dress is from Versace's secret Living Saints Only collection, available to Jolie, and, well, that's about it.

The shoes are Gucci and allow their wearers to walk on water.