Lopsided Rack Report: Bérénice Marlohe's Bond Girl Boobs Nearly Escape at Tokyo Premiere of Skyfall

At the Tokyo premiere of the latest James Bond installment, we noticed something a little...lumpy, about this Bond girl's boobs.

We've been seeing this phenomenon so much that we might just have a new category on our hands. That category is, of course, Boob Prisons.

We don't know why Diane von Furstenberg designed an iron maiden for Bérénice Marlohe's rack—crafted from mutant butterfly wings and a stitch holder—but we really hope that the Skyfall Bond babe isn't in too much pain.

Then again, maybe there's hope for Marlohe: Looks like the boob on the right is attempting a daring, Mission Impossible-style escape. We wish it Godspeed.