Well, OK, when we say these two cleaned up, we mean relatively.
And now, just look at our two little girls—all grown up and wearing ball gowns. Yes, Xtina is also wearing a tan in a particularly offensive shade of orange, but you have to start somewhere. And we have no complaint with Minaj's neon Lhuillier. The color is a tad off trend, and the wig is a little Dee Snider, but you can't have everything, now can you?
We even like Aguilera's Pamella Roland gown. Now if only she would keep that hairstyle...