For an event called the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards, we expect big things. Literally. Like, ball skirts that take up an entire city block. Platform shoes that unfold and become their own VIP rooms. Egos that block out the sun.
Our point: We expect fashion risks. And with such risks must come great, delicious failures. Many of them.
We could spend precious minutes tearing apart each of our candidates for Worst Dressed—Liv Tyler's horny-schoolmarm shoes, Alexa Chung's dish towel arm warmers, Christina Ricci's yoga dress and Ashley Greene's Jersey Shore funeral attire.
But why waste time? Just vote already.