Before today, Carly Rae Jepsen was best known as that "Call Me Maybe" singer who was 26 and dressed like a fugitive from a Nickelodeon series.
But that was yesterday, children.
Now the two women are slowly—oh so slowly—morphing into each other. Both were spotted in Paris with the same bitter-chocolate hair, blunt bangs, all-neutral wardrobes and the need for someone, anyone, to please—please!—look at their lips!
It's only a matter of time before Del Rey starts wearing clown bras and Jepsen bombs on SNL. Don't say we didn't warn you.